kotu Senior Member
United Kingdom
401 posts Joined: Oct, 2014
Posted - 2018/02/14 : 14:05:29
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx
CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.
2 The Lich Song I am a lich and I can't even see I am a lich and I'm hidin' up a tree Why can't I why can't I even do a shit? That to me is the serioustest bit I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Liches are meant to be powerful undead Could it be that's something I misread? Why can't I do any magic ****in' spells? This really really really ****in' smells I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Chiron, Lilith and Saturn smell They are seriously the rulers of hell Pluto doesn't even use chopsticks Pluto doesn't even have that many dicks I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? 3 How did I drop that ****in' ball? This is worse than being way too tall Which is basically everyone on Earth I wonder how much my bullion is worth Oh.. I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse? Right now this is the end of the book I really hope you enjoy my new look I really fancy eating a crow But I feel that that would be quite slow Oh! I hate bein' a ****in' lich What a ****in' what a ****in' what a ****in' bitch This is worse than havin' seen a witch Why is my body a rotting corpse?
Si Thompson Advanced Member
United Kingdom
3,362 posts Joined: Mar, 2016
Posted - 2020/02/20 : 08:49:33
quote:Originally posted by kotu:
Well chapter 3 has been up for about a week, does anyone have any thoughts? Is it too vulgar, type of joke too boring etc? Any comments on the grue stuff?? Ok thx
CHAPTER FOUR - THE BANANA DJ Kurt picks up DJ Hixxy and DJ Sy and eats them.
He then goes back to munching rocks from his canteen - a mixture of Granite and Limestone. Granite to sharpen his teeth - and Limestone - to aid his digestion and boost morale.
"Oh yeah, you might be wondering why they sent ya here this time.."
"Well, actually, I'm going to bed, but I want you to do a mix.. 14 hours.."
DJ Kurt smiles at you.
"Also, when you're done, I want you to get that banana skin out of the rock for me - the one that's nailed into the rock, up there.. - "
He points at the roof.
You see some already erected scaffolding at the side of the cave, along with some ladders.
[DJ Kurt could actually reach the banana skin himself, if he wanted, but you wouldn't really know if his fingers were delicate enough. Bear in mind that they do build electron microscopes - by hand - but that must involve tools. Seems like a fair enough request really.]
"Hahaha. You probably think I'm going to eat ya!"
Kurt laughs. He then walks to a darker part of the cave and lies down at the side.
"Mix!" he shouts.
Alert moderatorEdited by - Si Thompson on 2020/03/07 11:43:25
Samination Advanced Member
Sweden
13,073 posts Joined: Jul, 2004
195 hardcore releases
Posted - 2020/03/07 : 18:17:56
quote:Originally posted by Si Thompson:
quote:Originally posted by kotu:
Thanks for the support - and I must ask - do you live in Joey Riot's house??
LOL
Don't laugh, or you'll get yourself written into one of his stories
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